Aquarius Hamster

I realised astrology is quite popular among a certain segment of the population, so I've decided to commemorate their well-founded and hardly at all unfounded assumptions about remote balls of rock and gas lining up with other balls of burning gas hundreds of light years apart affecting the fates and fortunes of mid-sized carbon based life-forms on a ball of rock circling around our own special ball of burning gas.

To start. The best, and only truly noble and worthy sign of the Zodiac. Aquarius.