Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Hamsters Evolve

The evolution of hamster. Unfortunately condensed by Blogger. Click for full size :).


Wow, this is probably the third day in the last week I actually got to see the sunrise. Every time there's no fog in the morning, I relax a little bit, since it means I can tell the world isn't ending soon.*

*although it would take about 4 minutes for the news to reach us that the sun had gone out or something, so it might already have ended, for all we know.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Not so Good.

Proud Omnivory

If you consider that gut length is proportional to the amount of digestion needed to procure energy from your food source, then I can only say thank Darwin we're not herbivores. It's already about 7 metres now, if we were made to be vegetarians, it would have to be about 14. And you think you feel full after a hearty meal _now_. :)

Monday, October 11, 2010


Just a really quick bit of airbrush practice ... nothing much. And I wanted to make fun of the band named after the typical hymenopteran. I mean ... come on. Full-stops do not a heavy metal umlaut make.

They just dön't.

Original inspiration for pose and color scheme here.

CFP Hamster Burpee

Hamster does burpees. That's why he doesn't need the space shuttle.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Post-apocalyptick Sheep

In olden times the evil black sheep stood up against the good, communitarian, anti-individualistic, repetitive and bovine white sheep. These black sheep said that there was evil in this world of high rises and aeroplanes and fork-wielding daleks. They said the individual should be free to pursue his or her own desires in a society of rules that applied to all. The white sheep baa-baahed this proposal and sought to root out the vile free-thinkers. In the war that ensued, this goal was achieved. We got rid of the free thinkers and the individuals and that is why we can all live in this egalitarian cave-sheep paradise. We may have nothing, but we all have the same nothing and so we are equal!

Equality above quality! Equality is better than quality! Thinkin bad, repeating good! Baa-baah!

Blast from the Past: Prophet Mosquito

For some reason Google resizes this, so to see the full size comic go here:

Monday, October 4, 2010

Dark Rider

In the darkness of your reptile brain there is always a dark rider, flogging you and imploring you to act, to do, to give in to its base needs and instincts, to throw aside the bonds of society and frameworks of reason; and, cackling and screaming, tear apart everything you hate, grab everything you love, and to hell with the consequences.

Punch the Sky