Many religions

Excessive belief is always an indicator of religion. Doubt is the only reasonable scientific position and agnosticism the only reasonable position on statements that cannot be subjected to analysis or experiment.

Dog Eat State

In our beauteous banana republic of Slovenistan [sic] it's sometimes impossible to not run up against the case of the transsexual dog-fucking doctor who's friend, the corrupt possibly-perverse husband-of-the-ministress of the interior helped keep the anthropophagous dogs alive, so that they could eventually kill the afore-mentioned doctor while afore-mentioned doctor was possibly engaged in bestiality (I'm just covering my ass here, he was found dead and chewed up with a dildo and condom that had human and dog blood on it). Along the way the story involved the ministries of agriculture and justice in the stew, and what this means is that ... Slovenistan is the perfect place to have a dog (if you're rich and influential), since you get to feed it on prime cut-of-law. It's no wonder we're facing a total collapse of public confidence in our country. We should just shut up shop, sell the country to the Austrians or the Habsburgs and give up trying to let our politicians rule us, since they're slightly-less-than-competent.

Anyway, this article reminded me of the topick.

Hammer Goat

Remember Bird-dog ...

"Remember, Bird-dog, we don't eat the postman without cheese. Never eat the postman without cheese."

Bird-dog nodded, discomfited. Something about Sheep was wrong. Not just the smell. He screwed up his whiny little bit of courage and asked, "Sheep, your wool ... do you have new conditioner?"

Prophet Giraffe

Indeed they are, indeed, especially if you wear a rag over your eyes, to stop the blinding light of reality interfering with your imaginary deity/-ies ...

Ignorance and Responsibility

How much have our brains changed since the paleolithic? Well, potentially, quite a bit, but probably not all that much. Our limbic system is probably almost utterly unchanged.

The good news is, we've got noockular [sic] weapons now! Hell yeah! Noocks rock!

Dying For Ideas

This one is kind of tiny ... you should click on it and make it bigger and grow-ier [larger is so passé].

It's a funny thing, as soon as an idea becomes clear to you, it suddenly becomes much less appealing to really devote yourself to it. I wonder how many priests *really* understood the vast weirdness of the virgin postpartum state of the virgin before they became priests. More to the point, I doubt any suicidal maniac dying for his religion really realizes that the probability of receiving 70 flesh and blood permanent virgins in his after-life is absurdly low, even positing that an after-life of which we have 0 knowledge exists. More to the point, looking at the age of the suicidalists, I wonder how many of them realize that permanent virgins are not as much fun as women who actually know what they're doing ...

Gifted Children Raise Your IQ

I wish the quote was mine, but it was by some guy named Frumkes. It's still funny tho! :)

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