In the Stone Age

Everything was Fair and the Weak died Young.

Homo heidelbergensis

For that vast majority of you that missed out on my little lecture on human evolution, one of mah purty little maps.

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Yo-yo of Wizardry +1

The mighty Kumbaya of our banana republic visited the Obama, Chief of the Oosa, and prompted much excitation and deliberation amongst the literati and journalisti of our stadt regarding what precisely passed between these two leaders in their lenghty ten minute summit meeting (photo opportunity).

Our Kumbaya concluding by stating that, "the mighty Oosa considers Slovenistan and equal partner in global affairs."

At least Jack got some magic beans and a beanstalk for his efforts, our Kumbaya seems to believe that with a wave of his wizardly words we will ignore the little man in the corner and believe in the mighty Wizard whereby a niggardly banana republic is truly a world player and not a mere bit player to be yo-yoed around.

Time Shortens

The Hands of Ra

Dark Wizzard

A Dark Wizzard puled the mule over his eyes that day. All became dark, and smelly, and furry and stubborn. He could taste the last night's fizzy wine on his breath and feel the hang over that was coming because of the sourcerer's evil influence. Ahh, indeed, all he had held dear now appeared as mules and donkey's in sheep's clothing. Just as foolish and herbivorous, but with a more vicious kick.

Cattaclops

Today is a beautiful day, the sun is shining somewhere, somewhere far away, beyond the fog, beyond the gray.

Sheep on Green

sky an envy green
sheeple meeple dream
daisy daisy Hal

Nightbitch

Perhaps a nightmare about dogs should be called a nightbitch or a dogmare.

I was tempted to draw something about a friend's burn out due to child molestation -- her children have been molesting her silly, apparently -- but I don't have enough experience of children to draw them in such a black and white way.

So the black doggy it is.

evilalive

An "ambigram". Of course the Da Vinci Code would have us believe this is really hard to do ... it's not.