Yo-yo of Wizardry +1

The mighty Kumbaya of our banana republic visited the Obama, Chief of the Oosa, and prompted much excitation and deliberation amongst the literati and journalisti of our stadt regarding what precisely passed between these two leaders in their lenghty ten minute summit meeting (photo opportunity).

Our Kumbaya concluding by stating that, "the mighty Oosa considers Slovenistan and equal partner in global affairs."

At least Jack got some magic beans and a beanstalk for his efforts, our Kumbaya seems to believe that with a wave of his wizardly words we will ignore the little man in the corner and believe in the mighty Wizard whereby a niggardly banana republic is truly a world player and not a mere bit player to be yo-yoed around.