Daily Flatland 29 - Bitterballen

I am surprised I don't hear people singing in agony more often when they eat bitterballen. Many times I've burnt my mouth and started imitating a gibbon, singing, "Oooooo! Ooooooh! Oooook oook oooooo!" while flapping my hands in front of my lips and flailing for a glass of beer.

Daily Flatland 19: Sneeuw

While the world here in Flatland may not be frozen, a grey Saturday like today may be perfect for a fine 1980s documentary (no, the bird has nothing to do with the previous post!):

Boardgames Rule

 

 

Because Boardgames take you places ...

Okay, so it's not just boardgames that rule, but I'll count D&D as a board game, since it involves dice and a tabletop ... :)

Blue Pyramid Map

A map I did for the Cartographer's Guild September challenge - the challenge was to make a side-on map. So I did. A little map that will be used for a little bit of Goblin tomb raiding as well.

Yes, there are higher resolution versions, no, I'm not posting them here. :)

Ueber

Wirklich wunderbar, n'est pas?

Housefish

swims in its happy bowl.

Motivation Bear

... and Propaganda Cat. :)

Remember, if you're feeling lazy, that's because you are.

Happy Alarm

This is what my alarm clock always thinks I feel like in the morning.

Haaaaamster in Spaaaace

Also, slightly related to Kermit Hamster.

Pavlov the Hound

Saliva, saliva, almost better than Godiva.

Yummy Food

This is what Easter is all about. Eating too much food, feeling dead and then hoping to rise again the next day.

Tweeter Thoughts

#Somehow I always feel a little bit @nauseated whenever I $log on to Tweeter. A vile torrent of short b@rfs I can't make head or tales [sic] of. I doubt a #conversation is even possible, more like shouting and signalling with with little &flags from passing ship to sheep, pretending there's some baasic communication happening.

Alternativa Dobra!

Chorus: Four legs good, two legs better!
And repeat.

Slovene Sails On

Falling economies be damned,  retarded retired folks' parties be damned, lack of public support be damned, public debt be damned. Our government will sail on with the ship. Onwards, to watery Atlantis, I'll wager.

Catchbugkitty

The insect's dead, compound eyes looked at him invitingly, tempting, teasing, wheedling, demanding that he play the bloody game again.

Kitty Fish Wizard

With maestral flair and wizardry unmatched, Herr von Moggies pulled a herring from thin hair.

Awesome.

This tree. This absolutely ordinary tree, sucking carbon out of the air itself and using it to build its own body with nothing more than sunlight and chemistry and evolution, this is AWESOME. That made up religion of yours? That is not awesome.

Any questions?

Rex Ovium

The King of Sheeps, our lord and messiah, who came to Earth and died for our sins upon the Shears of the Sinful Shepherd.

If sheep imagined gods, they would look sheepish.

Thick Clouds Obscure Outlook

The Other Eight Lives