Deep in the Purple Worm II

This time in technicolor!

Sized and adjusted for approximately A4 printing, perfect for the lackadaisical DM on the run with a few tables to supplement his imagination as concerns the difficulty of monsters and the bountifulness of treasure.

I hoped to have a bit more time to flesh it out more and add more detail to the encounters, traps and treasures ... but I guess it's more idiosyncratic this way. And beware of the dire hamsters.

Ueber

Wirklich wunderbar, n'est pas?

Housefish

swims in its happy bowl.

Motivation Bear

... and Propaganda Cat. :)

Remember, if you're feeling lazy, that's because you are.

Happy Alarm

This is what my alarm clock always thinks I feel like in the morning.

Haaaaamster in Spaaaace

Also, slightly related to Kermit Hamster.

Pavlov the Hound

Saliva, saliva, almost better than Godiva.

Yummy Food

This is what Easter is all about. Eating too much food, feeling dead and then hoping to rise again the next day.

Tweeter Thoughts

#Somehow I always feel a little bit @nauseated whenever I $log on to Tweeter. A vile torrent of short b@rfs I can't make head or tales [sic] of. I doubt a #conversation is even possible, more like shouting and signalling with with little &flags from passing ship to sheep, pretending there's some baasic communication happening.

Ēostre

A special Easter-post, featuring Cat, Insect, Hamster and Egg.