Draws: The Hamster of Thor

And lo, the fatuous one said unto him, be gracious and ye shall receive the blessing of the Half-spirit Shark and the One-eyed squid!

Sheep: Metalsheep and Direwolf

Rocking your chutzpah badge.

Sheep: Fetus of the Piano

Linus, Linus, where you been? Ran into the devil, loaned me 20 dollar bills. Set out running, took my time. Just might get some sleep tonight.

Sheep: Space-cream

Go-go super-alien-space-sheep!

Draws: Aspera

Per aspera ad astram with feet of clay and meat not fey.

Sheep: Roadwerks

Just to let all road-lovers know, hell isn't coming just to Tolmin with the Metal Camp. It's also coming to our roads. Again. Like every summer. So every gosh-darned tourist and local travelling our oh-so-cheap (no-not-really) highways will be able to enjoy heavy traffic with a hint of jam on the way to the seaside.

So, please, if you are a tourist - avoid our highways. It will also save you money. And a hard job cleaning your windshield when you try to remove the toll sticker.

Sheep: Tweet

Tweet, tweet, tweet.

Sheep: 'Ello

'Ello Mr. Spaceman, 'ow do you do? 'Ow's this Earthship o' yours run, 'ow does it go? Where you flyin' to, whatcha gonna do? It's a pretty ship, I say, green and blue and mainstream white it flies, o' yea. Well, you enjoy your space, Mr. Spaceman, your dimensions four.

Writes: Lesbian Vampires etc.

Just wrote a short review of Lesbian Vampire Killers and got it posted here. It's in Slovenian, so if that's not your cup of Greek ... then that's not your cup of Greek. Basically it's a fun movie about lesbian vampires. It's not serious, rather, it is a magnificent parody of the entire genre. Enjoy it.

I decided to see it out of the sheer brutal ridiculousness of it's title ... and it's much better than the title suggests. It's the kind of fun that Snakes on a Plane should have been, but wasn't. So, enjoy this spoof of vampire-mania. Sex and blood, the essence of vampires, taken to its absurd conclusion.

Sheep: A.I. Underground Votes

I didn't do my share. The machine plot is one voter closer to success. Woe, o woe ... if we lose all hope, we shall surely have to cede government to the machines. It's not like I'd trust humans to run us ... just look at the Kim-Jong dynasty Communist Absolutist Theocratic Monarchy of Korea (North).