Happeh Koffeh!

Koffee is Happy Juice!

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Krutezh

Krutezh. Ali, po domače, Krutež. Ne mara dežja.

Raindog

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. Here, it just falls. And falls. And falls.

Making People?

Of course not.

Storking

Fly away into a different color sky, fly away into the wild bye bye ...

Hail Moses!

And Moses went up on the Mount and God gave him many commandments, along with appendices and examples. Unfortunately Moses' information storage devices were a bit low on the memory side, so he had to abridge God's word somewhat ...

Squigglers

Variation among the squigglers.

In the Stone Age

Everything was Fair and the Weak died Young.

Homo heidelbergensis

For that vast majority of you that missed out on my little lecture on human evolution, one of mah purty little maps.

:)

Yo-yo of Wizardry +1

The mighty Kumbaya of our banana republic visited the Obama, Chief of the Oosa, and prompted much excitation and deliberation amongst the literati and journalisti of our stadt regarding what precisely passed between these two leaders in their lenghty ten minute summit meeting (photo opportunity).

Our Kumbaya concluding by stating that, "the mighty Oosa considers Slovenistan and equal partner in global affairs."

At least Jack got some magic beans and a beanstalk for his efforts, our Kumbaya seems to believe that with a wave of his wizardly words we will ignore the little man in the corner and believe in the mighty Wizard whereby a niggardly banana republic is truly a world player and not a mere bit player to be yo-yoed around.