Thursday, March 31, 2011

Re-mastered Hugster

Now vectorized in full cmyk-color ... and with juicy pop-artization appended.








And finally, go read this. It's an interesting take on creativity, that I lifted off Drawn.ca.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Moar play time

"But I have to finish something else first."

"Noooo-ooooo-ooooooooooo-ooooo!"

"You can play with the pretty water droplets while you wait."

"Noooo-ooooo-ooooooooooo-ooooo!"

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Lipizza Burger

Since they're getting poisoned, let's contribute to saving the Portuguese economy, since we're such happy euritizens, by selling a pound or two of horse flesh ... not like we need it or feed it anyway. :)

National interest be damned. Some Richard could shout his kingdom for a horse, soon we'll be able to shout ourselves hoarse for a burger. And just like the afore-mentioned Richard, we'll get neither burger nor horse.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Walk Away

We all walk*, go away someday ... dum dee daa ... Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird. Red-neck-rock-and-red-rolling. :)

*except people with wheels.

Of cors[sic], this is actually just some work I did for a client, slightly remastered and repurposed for Ma Blog.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Under the Ice

Just playing around and practicing with the pen tool in mr. Photoshop. But gosh, it's colder today than yesterday. Sometimes it feels like the weather becomes more interesting with age, but perhaps it just becomes more annoying.

Fortunately, new high-tech materials take the ying and the ann out of annoying, letting me enjoy myself and go "o" no matter the weather.

Spring Sprung

Spring has been sprung on an unsuspecting populace. Suddenly the race is on, to be the first, the greenest, the closest to the sun. To be the death of your slower growing brethren.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Fun With Zombies

Actually I personally utterly loathe zombies. They always give me the willies and sometimes also the [sic] nightmares. There is just something ridiculously horrible about a moaning, shambling, half-human lump of dead meat that reminds me of the lifestyle imposed upon us by the need to keep up with modern consumerism. Shamble, shamble to the iStore.

Box Cat

Poke. Prod. Purr purr.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Laziness Leaving the Body

Black Betty requested that I draw a picture of laziness leaving her body. So I did, using her alter ego's ****** vector art as a basis for my much superior interpretation.

As you will no doubt notice, it is *not* a good idea to make the laziness leave your body too often. Indeed, it may prove terminal.

Corrupto-Man

Since it's illegal in Slovenia to come right out and say that somebody is a crook, I am only going to suggest that a certain somebody who used to be an MEP and didn't get his bribe for breaking the law, certainly smells like a crook. And you know the old saw, if it smells like a rat, walks like a rat and has a mouth full of cheese ... well, it's a rat.

God bless you!

I wish I was a communist who got away with saying "God bless you" when a capitalist "banker" offered me a sack of money. If there is a God, he probably has a special hell for people like that ;).

Social Science Fail

It's kind of that time of year again in Slovenia - well a bit late, I suppose, but never too late - when a new batch of high schoolers get to choose what they are going to study.

Avoid social sciences. Avoid them. Like the plague.

They will teach you hardly anything useful, and definitely nothing you couldn't pick up on your own. They won't give you a job and it's highly unlikely they will let you do something you enjoy. And they definitely contribute very little to society as a whole.

My advice? Pick something you like doing and study something related to that. Except social sciences. That's not related to doing anything. It's just an excuse for not knowing what to study when you finish high school. Sort of like theology, but for a different church.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Zzap the Wizzard!

Ka-zzap!

Break Through the Future With Your Amoeba!

The Future is here, today! Get two for the price of one if you buy now! :)

Plus, I got around to fiddling up a header for my blog. I just love that faux-future-fifties lettering, makes everything feel so ... space age.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Krutezh

Krutezh. Ali, po domače, Krutež. Ne mara dežja.

Raindog

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. Here, it just falls. And falls. And falls.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Hail Moses!

And Moses went up on the Mount and God gave him many commandments, along with appendices and examples. Unfortunately Moses' information storage devices were a bit low on the memory side, so he had to abridge God's word somewhat ...